Dan O'Neill read History at Caius College, Cambridge. He is the socialist revolutionary, the proud director of two infamous plays, and alcoholic woman magnet extrordinaire.

Famous for his intense aversion to red-faced twats, short geeky blokes with glasses, those who haven't read Hobbes, a long list of women, and in drunken moments, himself too, the bitter-and-twisted name he earned during the first year has perhaps stuck for life. It is hard to forget his affection for his purple bass guitar, which culminated in a musical frenzy involving it being smashed through the roof of a Tree Court room.

In order to pursue his communist revolutionary ideals, he lived in an affluent suburb of London for a year, teaching piddling little snotty rich kids about Orthodox proselytism and God's sexuality - an occupation threatened only by Dan's recent exploits in Berlin.

Dan currently is currently writing a PhD thesis at the University of Sheffield. Several factors have launched Dr. O'Neill's new career in academia; his smooth rhetoric, his calm reasoned approach to acacdemic conflict, and not least his excellent academic record as an Undergraduate.