Emily Cook is my sister, and was a medical student at Caius College. Emily is a left handed vegetarian cat. She enjoys adventure marginally more than masochism. There is an ancient proverb that says she only has nine lives, though she is blissfully unaware of this sombre fact.

Emily has done performed some breathtaking, nay, monolithic feats in her time. She has, amongst many other things, climbed to the top of Mount Kilimanjaro, up the drain-pipe of 2 Harvey Road, walked around Tree Court on the roof, jumped out of a fifth floor fire escape, cycled from Land's End to John O'Groats, jumped out of a plane, and even been a "Cat-Sitter". Emily also plays the guitar and draws pictures.

Emily is, I fear, currently in the lonely town of Bury St. Edmunds, blithely hacking off hapless people's limbs. Above is Emily on an overnight punting trip. As many have found, she comes with a lot of baggage, and is widely feared for her evil looks. below is a famous photograph of the Emily Creature. 22/08/02   This photograph has been censored due to offensive/obscene content.