Stephen Stretton

Steve Steve read Maths and Physics at Caius. His interests are diverse, and retaining an interest in economics and politics, he has always tended towards the left. His philosophy had been influenced notably by John Turville in the latter part of the last century. However in the early part of this century, he underwent a capitalist reformation, and began work in the modelling department of Barclay's bank. However, several documents suggest that Aristotle and Logic began to subvert his viewpoint during the following years, bringing him full circle to a MA in philosophy followed by a M.Phil in Economics.

Steve's recent academic and philosophic achievements include disproving the existence of black holes, God, the Universe, the concept of usefulness, and unfortunately, himself. He has subsequently turned this seemingly difficult metaphysical position to the advantage of the rest of the world, which will soon be saved from several inevitable and successive natural disasters.

PS: Should we be saving the world?